In the meanwhile, things my family has said of late:
Jen: I hate Thanksgiving. I don't like a holiday based on killing a bird. Don't I tell you that every year?
Jim: You tell me that every five minutes!
Jen to Jeff: Sit up, this is the subway, not Air France.
Mom: I know my grandson...he probably tricked the teacher.
Nancy: Wow! I haven't had a drink in Manhattan in five years (a mother from Brooklyn).