I thought I'd have a girl.
I thought I'd never let my kid watch TV.
I thought I'd never let my kid watch anything remotely violent.
I assumed I'd bathe my kid everyday.
I thought I'd make him brush his teeth.
I thought I would only by him gifts on Christmas and his birthday.
i thought I'd never give him Coca-cola.
I never thought I'd serve cocktails at his first, second, third, and fourth birthday parites.
I never thought he beg me to go to the bar at age 4.
I thought he would be gay.
I thought he might be a priest.
I never thought he'd be right-brained.
I never thought the vegetarian thing would take.
I never thought he'd get a Game Boy, which he did, in my deparation to silence him for five minutes. It worked, for two.